If you're hauling close to a half-ton of marijuana up from Mexico, here are a few tips:
1. Don't start off by loading it into a vehicle with a cracked windshield.
2. Once on the road, don't follow the car in front of you too closely.
3. For crying out loud, don't keep a giant bundle of the stuff on the seat next to you.
Mexican native Lazaro Montoya, 29, did all of those things.