It's hard not to thoroughly enjoy the ridiculousness of this story, even if it presumably involves a mentally ill man.
Solon Patch reports that cops were called Monday for a car that had stopped cold on Richmond Road. Not cool. Impeding traffic is bound to get a visit from the friendly and busy blues.
When the police arrived, the found a 32-year-old man from Poland, OH in the vehicle. Why was it stopped? Perhaps he ran out of gas, maybe the car simply broke down, maybe he was tired. Or maybe his "heavenly father" had instructed him to put the brakes on and put it in park.