There are simply no words for this magnificent police blotter item from Hudson, OH.
You simply must read this tale for yourself.
The scene: a man sees what he thinks is a suspicious package at his house.
Enter: hilarity.
A Sullivan Road resident called police to report a "suspicious package" on his front porch Nov. 2 at 3:20 p.m.The resident said he observed an unknown person leave the package and called police, according to the police report.
The officer said he could see the package was clearly labeled with the Amazon.com logo and asked the man if he had ordered anything from the firm recently.
The man reportedly said "Why yes, I did."
The officer told the resident his order had arrived. The resident then said he was comfortable opening the box. The officer then left the scene, according to the report.
