Good morning, Cleveland. Here's some stuff to read while you give the bartender the evil eye after she tells you to stop eating the free popcorn.
— Two men stole a puppy from a pet store. While we don't condone stealing, there's a solid chance the puppy will have a better life with the criminals than he did at the pet store. (WOIO)
— The bartender asks you to stop eating the free food set out for paying customers. Do you: C) Punch her in the face. (Chronicle Telegram)
— Recipe for cool pictures: Mix cold, wind, and water. (NewsNet5)