Happy Dyngus Day, everyone.
What's Dyngus Day? Glad you asked. It's a Polish holiday that a trio of west-side establishments is bringing to Cleveland, starting today.
Without doing any research, here's what we imagine festivities on Dyngus Day involve: After 364 straight days of making pierogies, Polish grandmothers take a day off. They gather in a town square and watch while all the Polish men dance with plastic pink flamingos. When the dancing is done, a fire is built, and everyone claps while ceremonially burning all vowels except 'I' and 'Y.'
Let's double check our guess against the facts.
