We know you. We know you wouldn't be interested in popping the lid on a teacher-student sex scandal and taking a tour of the house of the former-gym teacher now Ohio penal system inmate who allegedly held booze and drug-fueled sex parties with the football team. Nah, that's not you.
But . . . if you happened to be curious, well, News 5 has this picture tour of Stacy Schuler's house, which was recently put on the market after its former owner was found guilty of taking advantage of her students from Mason High School. Stations across the state are running this story, probably figuring the salacious nature of the crime will keep stoking people's interest. They're probably right.
Anyway, News 5 gets a little graphic with the room play-by-play, so we'll let them take over from here while we go grab a shower.