Newsflash: Fat People Threaten Bus System; Anarchy

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When will the fat-bashing end?
  • When will the fat-bashing end?

Here’s a news flash: fat people ride buses. Along with skinny people, slightly overweight people, right handed folks, lefties, communists, and members of the Clergy. But fat people, they ride the buses too, but in increasing numbers, according to the Federal government, but we’re not sure how many exactly, but it’s got to be like mass droves of the overweight stuffing themselves into the public transit system, jamming the seats, squashing children, hoovering down all the good available oxygen. Cue the outrage.

Or at least that’s the suggestion of this 19ActionNews story on how an uptick in belt-busters might force the RTA to limit the number of riders per trip.

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