O'Brien Factor: Stop panicking over the stock market, silly people!

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We read Kevin O'Brien so you don't have to ... Column: Forget clear, dispassionate thought; it's a panic party, and you're invited January 23, 2008 Topic: All the TV guys and the money elite are freaking out about the fall in the stock market. Silly little people, thinks Kevin. Kevin's Sanity Level Today: 4 percent What Your Head Would Feel Like if You Read it Yourself: After two weeks of relative sanity, Kevin goes nuts again. Imagine yourself standing outside, trying to sneak a smoke, and a homeless guy corners you to talk about Jesus and space people. He’s too nice to tell him to get lost. But you really wish you didn’t smoke…

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