If there's something more astoundingly wonderful when you're a kid than waking up on a school day and seeing mountains of snow and ice covering the roads, we're not sure what it is.
Snow days, simply put, are pure gold. They're a god-given right of every kid living in cities with actual winters, moments of pure joy when an otherwise awful Tuesday is blessed by six inches of fresh snow and, bam!, suddenly it's time for video games all day.
No one would dare screw with the snow days, would they? That level of blasphemy simply wouldn't be tolerated in America, right?
Apparently not.
One school near Columbus is intent on destroying the hallowed tradition of the Snow Day forever and ever.
