Why waste a good opportunity to insult your school's rival? According to OSU sports blog Eleven Warriors, The Ohio State College of Veterinary Medicine has made a new addition to its dog walking area — a Maize and Blue, Michigan-logo clad fire hydrant. It's the perfect piss target for That School Up North-hating canines (and, more than likely, the underage drinking prodigies going to the university)
(Thank you, OSU's Michigan fire hydrant, for giving me and excuse to share that Onion story)