Parma Fretting About Junk Collectors (Insert Joke About Parma and Junk Here)

Hey, look! A perfectly good half-carton of milk!
  • Hey, look! A perfectly good half-carton of milk!

It appears the citizens and leaders of Parma are worried about dumpster divers.

Councilman Brian Day brought up the issue at a recent meeting. Apparently there have been multiple complains by residents about those pesky people who rummage through trash on front lawns.

Forgive us, for a second, as we thought no one in Parma threw anything out. At least that's the anecdotal evidence we've collected through multiple visits to Parma abodes where homeowners show a more nuanced and superior packrat mentality than our Depression-era grandparents who saved every margarine container for the last 50 years.

But we digress.

Scroll to read more Cleveland News articles

Newsletters

Join Cleveland Scene Newsletters

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.