Richard Hennessey Caught Masturbating at Mentor Super K-Mart

K-Mart: Not the public library computer room.
  • K-Mart: Not the public library computer room.

Place: Holding Cell, Mentor Police Station.
Time: Monday afternoon

Inmate 1: Man, I’ve been in here for hours. What you in for?
Inmate 2: I hear that, my man. I’m OVI, you?
Inmate 1: Child support payments. What about you over there?
Inmate 3: I got caught masturbating at Super K Mart. Before lunch. In the men's department.

Awkward silence.

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