Science Proves Bengals Player Flopped

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By now you've probably seen this massive WWF performance by the Bengals' Jerome Simpson from Sunday's game against the Browns. Video below if you haven't.

Now, Wired.com has broken down the physics of the "altercation," using weight, speed, trajectory, and equations to prove that Simpson is a big fat fake lying faker.

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See?

There's more where that came from, so click on over and get scienced.

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Vince Grzegorek

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.
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