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Shannon Johnson, Drunken Rager, Throws Fit at Hospital

By Kyle Swenson on Mon, Sep 13, 2010 at 2:00 pm

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Textbook crazy lands you in the slammer.

Textbook crazy lands you in the slammer.

Lorain (lawr-ane) — 3 definitions

1. — noun. A city in Ohio; northeastern part; Lorain county; 70,000 (2000 est); 24.2 sq mi; established 1807. Example: Dude, the craziest shit goes down in Lorain.

2. — noun. Nautical: A difficult overhand knot, used in big-game fishing, marlin, etc.

3. — verb. To become excessively intoxicated in a public setting, lie in the middle of a roadway, molest pedestrians, police and emergency medical staff with obscenities and racial slurs, and attack same. Example: Shannon Johnson lorained pretty bad the other day. From the Morning Journal: