Steve Urbansky, Sidewalk Mower, Gets DUI, Coins Catchphrase

The wit was flowing.
  • The wit was flowing.

And the world is handed a new catchphrase.

This news story wouldn’t even be a news story had it not been for the boozebrained inspiration of the protagonist here, Steve Urbansky of Lorain. The 46-year old was collared by police a little after midnight Sunday morning, according to Fox 8. The driver had pulled his car into a snow bank. It got stuck.

Police arrived, did a field sobriety test which Urbansky, yes you guessed it, failed. By way of explanation for his driving, he repeatedly told police he was “just trying to mow the sidewalk.”

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