Stop Parking Your Cars on Public Square, You Lazy Doofuses

By Vince Grzegorek on Fri, Jun 8, 2018 at 3:23 pm

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Stop Parking Your Cars on Public Square, You Lazy Doofuses

Kevin Leeson

Maybe the redesigned Public Square isn't all that we thought it was going to be, but that doesn't mean we have to actively make it worse.

Case in point: Is it a place you should park your car?

No. It's also illegal. Also, no.

That hasn't stopped folks pulling right up in the middle of the square, as Kevin Leeson has documented for months now.

Another couple days, another couple examples of people using @CLEPublicSquare as a parking lot. This is getting really old. pic.twitter.com/LYWSK7teUj
— Kevin Leeson (@inthewabe) June 6, 2018

This is getting ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/xcTwG4yXIU
— Kevin Leeson (@inthewabe) April 24, 2018

It’s a good thing the city placed barriers around Public Square. We wouldn’t want a terrorist to be able to drive a truck into the park. pic.twitter.com/ZsklmRyHkS
— Kevin Leeson (@inthewabe) May 17, 2018

A Cleveland police spokesperson confirmed any vehicles on the square should be ticketed and dispatched the traffic unit after we sent along a shot of some offenders today.

STOP PARKING ON PUBLIC SQUARE, YOU LAZY DOOFUSES.