We interrupt this program with piping hot news from the trenches of the retail beat, folks:
Convenience store shoppers on Cleveland's west side can now spice up their homes with the fragrant offerings of Fresh Soothing Aromas, a U.S. company that sells incense sticks, sprays and body oils.
Among the more exotic scents that Scene witnessed firsthand on an incense rack this weekend (pictured above) was "Sweet Pussy."
The price tag for these olfactory curios, unbelievably, was three packs for a $1.00. And if you don't have scratch paper handy, that's 1.5 sticks of incense per
penny.
Name a better deal in town.
We just thought you all should know. Unfortunately for you, we have made the painful decision not to reveal the exact location of this particular incense display. (There was only one Sweet Pussy pouch left, and Scene will have to purchase it if we intend to do any follow-up coverage.)
Just sleep soundly in the knowledge that this exists.
And support your local convenience stores, the proprietors of which are some of the most genuinely kind and thoughtful people Scene has encountered in Cleveland!