Teen's Giant Snow Penis Causes Trouble

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Snow is a wonderful plaything. You can sled in it, throw snowballs, build snowmen, and construct snow forts.

You can also make giant snow penises. Of course, not everyone is down with phallic snow structures, so if you mold a 7-foot-tall sex organ, you have to be prepared for some complaints. Especially if you're a 16-year-old boy and the snow penis is in your parents' front yard. That sort of tomfoolery flies on college campuses, not in the quaint neighborhoods of Elyria.

The Chronicle Telegram reports on one young Michelangelo's anatomically correct model, which probably left whatever sourpuss who complained feeling a little less than manly:

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