Lat time we checked in, the guy from In LeBron We Trust was getting his chest waxed, just No 1 on his list of 23 crazy things he plans to do to show how much he wants LeBron to stay in Cleveland.
Dude's gotten some press after that, appearing on ESPN and landing in the Plain Dealer's sports coverage.
So time to tackle a second batshit crazy and pointless exercise in pain for the King.
This time, brushing his teeth with insanely hot hot sauce.
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