Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.
Ohio: Stick to the North Side: Ohio’s next license plates could feature images of Cleveland’s orchestra and West Side Market; competing attractions from Cincinnati include Jethro Rainey’s Big Mound o’ Tires and Cousin Leo’s NyQuil Lab of Wonder.
Millionaires Woe: Councilman Jeff Johnson opposes Cleveland State’s plan to raze long-vacant building to make way for $25 million health and sciences center because it represents the “Euclid Avenue of the past.” And you thought his flash-mob campaign was stupid.
Oh Snap!: After two weeks of shaky play, former Pro Bowl long snapper Ryan Pontbriand is waived by Browns, thus ending the era when anybody knew the name of the Browns’ long snapper.
This Week's Index: Nina Turner and Marcia Fudge are throwing punches, and all of them are landing on you.