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Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

Rebuffed by Science: Cleveland Clinic rejects 350-pound cadaver donated for research, says it can come back once it gets its fat ass in shape.

Doing God’s Work
: Catholic Diocese of Cleveland claims net profit of $19.5 million from recently shuttered churches, projects $200 billion in additional revenue if it can rub out the remaining 174 churches too.

Honoring Our Future: National group recognizes city’s “Re-Imagining a More Sustainable Cleveland” project; also praises companies along Cuyahoga River for commitment to “Crowding Precious Real Estate With Rusty Buildings and Piles of Dirt.”

This Week's Index: Jimmy will be in court all day every day starting this week, which means shorter lines at Sonic.

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