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Clear the Air: Environmentalists hail FirstEnergy’s plans to shutter four coal-burning plants in Ohio; enthusiasm later tempered by company’s newly announced initiative to invest in tire-burning plants.
Lace Up With MGK: Rapper Machine Gun Kelly popped for disorderly conduct in Florida, promises fans via Twitter that there will be no more arrests. Also promised: No more tattoos or curse words, plus a renewed effort to eat more fiber.
Jimmy Digs In: Continuing testimony in Akron reveals that, during a 26-hour stretch back in 2003, Jimmy Dimora ate strudel off of every hooker in Cuyahoga County.
This Week's Index: Pitchers and catchers report soon, and you'll still be left shoveling your porch.
