Who are we to judge what thieves target? Some target jewels, cash, valuables, scrap metal, and anything that can be quickly turned into dough. Others steal out necessity. Still others steal for food. Specifically chicken. More specifically, the colonel's recipe.
The Ashtabula Star Beacon reports that thieves broke into a Kentucky Fried Chicken and looted the freezer, leading to some obviously hilarious crime reporting. For example:
