Transvestite Scares Away Woman at South Park Mall

Which floor is swim wear on?
  • "Which floor is swim wear on?"

In Journalism school there’s a golden rule they hammer home early: When writing a police blotter, lead with transvestites. Get those girls up top, works every time.

Case in point, Strongsville Patch’s roundup from Monday, which kicks off with a report of gender-bending mall antics at an area Macy’s. According to the report, a woman was minding her own business this weekend at the South Park mall when she was approached by a man in drag.

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