Troopers Uncover Dumb Driver, More Bath Salts

Calgon, take him away.
  • Calgon, take him away.

Today’s dumbass drug-running traffic blunder award goes to Zeeshan Ali Ghani, a 26-year-old South Carolina man who was trailing a fellow motorist just a tad too close for comfort for an observant state trooper on a stretch of the Ohio Turnpike yesterday.

As fate would have it, Zeeshan’s rented Ford Explorer was toting five pounds of bath salts that weren’t earmarked for his lady friend’s Christmas stocking. The canine-abetted bust was estimated at $150,000 in value, plus $15,000 in checks were recovered, presumably not made out to Bath and Body Works.

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