This sunny Thursday has turned into an interminably slow news day. No Bill Mason turf war, no Lorain frivolity, and to our knowledge, John Kasich has not said anything divisive and controversial in over 12 hours. So, to fill the time and space, here's a compilation of awful 1980s video dating profiles from men who will likely scare you into becoming a cloistered nun.
A tenuous Cleveland connection? Why, of course. One fella says: "I like to wear bright socks and I'm an avid Cleveland Browns fan." There you go, ladies.
