'Vomit-Drenched' Woman Arrested

You really thought wed use any image except this?
  • You really thought we'd use any image except this?

You don't want your name to pop up in the police blotters for any reason, but should you make a less than stellar life decision and face the wrath of Johnny Law, you hope your crime was simple, victimless, and not embarrassing.

Dying with a sex toy stuffed in your mouth isn't the way you want to go, for instance. Another: being described as drenched in your own vomit. Not pretty. Not a story you'll post on your Facebook page.

Via the Sandusky Register comes such an example:

Like this story?
SCENE Supporters make it possible to tell the Cleveland stories you won’t find elsewhere.
Become a supporter today.

Vince Grzegorek

Vince Grzegorek has been with Scene since 2007 and editor-in-chief since 2012. He previously worked at Discount Drug Mart and Texas Roadhouse.
Scroll to read more Cleveland News articles

Join Cleveland Scene Newsletters

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.