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Summer is here (sorry, fall doesn't start until Sept. 23) and that means ODOT's orange barrels have taken over Cleveland's many roadways.
The Ohio Department of Transportation has helpfully broken down all of the places that construction is currently shaking up Cleveland — a handy guide to know just where your detours and delays will be and when your beautiful sunny days will be ruined by jack-hammering and flaggers in yellow vests. Read it all here
, and then weep softly and make plans to watch a lot of movies on your couch.
A summary, for those of you with short attention spans:
When: All the freaking time.
Expected Delays: Somewhere between "Following a minivan with a 'Jesus is my co-pilot' bumper sticker in 6 inches of snow" and "Waiting for Jimmy Dimora to get in his car after a Hometown Buffet stop."
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