Friday, August 3, 2007
Trade LeBron! Only Gilbert Arenas has the scoop on shark attacks
Posted By Joe Tone on Fri, Aug 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM
Proof positive for why the Cavs should trade LeBron, straight up, for Wizards goof-ball Gilbert Arenas: Apparently Gil has the scoop on all those alleged “shark attacks.” (Scroll down to “There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks").
According to Arenas’s fool-proof science, there has only been one real shark attack in the history of man. Luckily, it was captured on some kind of nanny cam:
-- T.K. Kim
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