Proof positive for why the Cavs should trade LeBron, straight up, for Wizards goof-ball Gilbert Arenas: Apparently Gil has the scoop on all those alleged “shark attacks.” (Scroll down to “There Are No Such Thing as Shark Attacks").
According to Arenas’s fool-proof science, there has only been one real shark attack in the history of man. Luckily, it was captured on some kind of nanny cam:
-- T.K. Kim