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Friday, December 21, 2007

R. Kelly Concert Cheat Sheet

Posted By on Fri, Dec 21, 2007 at 1:28 PM

Who: R. Kelly When: Sunday, December 23 Where: Cleveland State University’s Wolstein Center Why: Kelly is an alleged pedophile (that whole case is still in limbo), uses sexual metaphors like a seventh-grader (he wants to stick his key in your ignition), and doesn’t play well with others (he aborted the co-headlining Best of Both Worlds Tour with Jay-Z a few years ago, and Ne-Yo abruptly left Kelly’s current tour). But he sure knows how to craft slinky R&B songs. Latest Album: Double Up Best Album: T.P3 Reloaded Didja Know? “Trapped in the Closet,” Kelly’s bizarre music and video saga about cheating wives, bisexual husbands, and horny midgets is now 22 chapters long? -- Michael Gallucci

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