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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Diversion of the Day: You can't escape to Hawaii, but your abs can

Posted By on Tue, Feb 5, 2008 at 7:07 AM

As the February doldrums descend upon you, the thought of jetting off to Honolulu might seem mighty appealing. But good luck affording the ticket, unless you performed particularly well with your Super Bowl squares. You can, however, bring Hawaii to you, with the psuedo-erotic office furniture featured in the video above. If Ellen can survive it, so can you. Us? We’re ordering three. -- Tori Woods

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