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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Overheard at the Bratenahl dog park last weekend

Posted By on Wed, Mar 5, 2008 at 3:02 PM

Chic, thirty-something, while looking lovingly at his dog, says to his equally hip wife: “I’d really like [input dog name] to have sex one time before he gets neutered.” Wife responds: “What are you going to do put an ad in the newspaper: Dog owner looking for cute, attractive bitch for one night stand?” Husband: “Yeah, something like that ….” Turns out someone else is on the same wavelength. On telephone poles and bus stations all over Williamsburg, New York, someone plastered posters of his own terrier in an effort to get his dog laid. – Rebecca Meiser


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