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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Man Stops Traffic Because He Has to Fart

Posted By on Tue, Jul 12, 2011 at 12:58 PM

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Having owned a busted clunker with no air conditioning and windows that didn't roll down, we understand the problem of farting in the car during the summer, especially if there's a passenger along for the ride, but never have we thought to stop the car and exit in the middle of traffic because of some gas.

Then again, we've never had to tell cops that we couldn't fart because "it hurt too much."

From Twinsburg Patch, the best police blotter item you'll read all week:


Twinsburg police got a call recently when a man driving on Darrow Road stopped in the middle of the road, got out and yelled "I have to fart" while running around his car.

He then got back in a drove off. Police found him parked at the water tower.

It was there he explained he couldn't fart because "it hurt too much." Because of some psychiatric history issues, he was taken to a hospital where, presumably, doctors asked just what the hell he had been eating.

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