Did your Labor Day weekend involve some streaking and the precarious and dangerous situation of sitting naked in the back of a cop car on a seat that is probably stained, bacteria-ridden, and covered in bodily fluids?
No? Then you have to get yourself on this guy's level: 21-year-old Gregory Pankuch was arrested by Alliance police after they spotted him jogging butt-naked at 1:30 a.m. Below, video from inside the cruiser as the cop talks to the naked man. Enjoy.
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