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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Please Stop Making it Look Like This Lady's Reindeer Decorations Are Having Sex... Or Don't

Posted By on Wed, Dec 14, 2011 at 4:26 PM


Hey, you, the person or persons who think it's funny to trespass in this woman's yard and rearrange her festive and innocent reindeer Christmas decorations so that the plastic animals look like they're having sex... she doesn't think it's funny.

(We do.)

Via the Parma Heights police blotter:

VANDALISM, DELROSE DRIVE: A woman called police Dec. 7 to complain that someone keeps putting her reindeer holiday decorations into “obscene” positions on her front lawn. The police told her that they would keep an eye on the house and the decorations.

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