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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Quality of Cleveland Life Report

Posted By on Wed, Feb 8, 2012 at 10:20 AM


Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

Invest in Hot Pockets: Nestle reveals plan to move itsHot Pockets business team from
Colorado to Solon, which could result in dozens of local jobs. Team’s key function includes exclamations of joy that people actually buy Hot Pockets.

A Baller’s Life: Cavaliers rookie guard Kyrie Irving surprises everyone with hot start to his first NBA season, draws reprimand from players union for not being a self-absorbed dickhead by now.

Pumper? Damn Near Killed Her
: During testimony in Akron, Steven Pumper admits he and
Jimmy Dimora were financial “friends with benefits,” thus ruining the term forever for the rest of us who had any use for it.

This Week's Index: Enjoy the few bridges around town that are still functional.


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