Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Quality of Cleveland Life Report

Posted By on Wed, Jun 13, 2012 at 9:40 AM


Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

Fleeing Fans: Cleveland Gladiators players strike just hours before a home game at The Q, forcing the team to forfeit the game while all five fans begin to reevaluate their choice of available hobbies.

Kitchen Help Coming: Once Mayor Frank Jackson gets approval from Ohio House and Senate for plan to drastically reform Cleveland schools, he will be stopping by your house to reorganize your pantry. That’s not where the cans go, asshole.

It’s Like the Normandy Invasion Around Here: Marine Week in Cleveland kicks off with military helicopters above downtown and tanks on the ground, finishing the job left by the Avengers after everyone got tired and went to find some shawarma.

This Week's Index: You went for a long walk and no one started a social media campaign to look for you.

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