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Wednesday, October 24, 2012

The Quality of Cleveland Life Report

Posted By on Wed, Oct 24, 2012 at 12:26 PM


Your guide to living in fabulous Cleveland.

Forbes dumps on Cleveland again, naming our delightful city the 9th most dangerous in the country. Chants of “At least we’re not Detroit” halted by random gunshots nearby.

Matthew Fox claims a sucker punch from an RTA rider was the real cause of his altercation last year, and he never touched the bus driver. Adds, “If they’re going to act like a non-famous person, I’ll treat them like a non-famous person.”

Former county commissioner and sometime actor Peter Lawson Jones
has his speaking lines cut from the final version of I, Alex Cross. Last seen crying in the shower in a pair of jeans cut-offs.

This Week’s Index:
The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is unsure how winter will unfold because of an “indecisive El Niño.” You, however, are pretty sure winter will once again kick you in your bathing suit area.

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