Whiskey Business returns to Red Space on Friday, November 9 - Limited Tickets Available Here!

Friday, August 2, 2013

'You sound kind of pretty,' drunk man says on Avon Lake 911 call (updated with 911 audio, mugshot)

Posted By on Fri, Aug 2, 2013 at 11:09 AM

(update: 11:00am) Cleveland Scene obtained Bansley's mugshot, police report, and an audio recording of Bansley's "you sound kind of pretty" 911 call.The audio is as depressing as it is hilarious. Take a listen, it's a doozy:



(original story 10:02am)


Via the Chronicle-Telegram comes a story about a man with a taste for terrible beer and a penchant for shortsightedness.

John Bansley bought a six-pack of Milwaukee's Best at an Avon Lake convenience store Monday morning and cracked one open outside the shop. He hadn't finished the first Beast by the time cops showed up, finding the 46-year-old man holding a "beer or bus ticket" sign. Already drunk from earlier the morning, Bansley told police "he was walking to Chicago after a fight with his ex-wife," per the paper. Avon Lake police cited him and took him to his ex-wife's house, and gave her his remaining beer.

Bansley apparently called 911 to complain his ex wouldn't give him his beer: a perfect time for him to find his next romantic partner.

"You sound all kind of pretty," he told the dispatcher after asking for her personal phone number. All this happened before noon.

Read the Chronicle-Telegram story for details.

Tags: , , , , ,


Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment


Never miss a beat

Sign Up Now

Subscribe now to get the latest news delivered right to your inbox.


© 2018 Cleveland Scene: 737 Bolivar Rd., Suite 4100, Cleveland, OH 44115, (216) 241-7550
Logos and trademarks on this site are property of their respective owners.

Website powered by Foundation