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Saturday, June 6, 2015

Cavs Fan Will Eat Long-Frozen 'Mark Price Bar' if Cleveland Wins Finals

Posted By on Sat, Jun 6, 2015 at 1:47 PM

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That Mark Price Bar right there is more than 18 years old. Cavs fan Tim Brady says he'll eat it if Cleveland wins the NBA Finals. 

The taste of impending victory has never been so sweet, with a hint of freezer burn and oily caramel residue.

It might just be the camera, but look at how faded the packaging has become. Price has taken on an almost demonic quality. That alone can only foreshadow the flavor. What horror waits within is almost unimaginable. 

Go Cavs!


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