Welcome to the world's most enchanting port of call: Glorious Cleveland, Ohio.
Here you will find the greatest pleasures to ever have tempted mankind: Food to delight the taste buds of the gods. Beverage to conquer the most discriminating of thirsts. Leisure pursuits enjoyed in fashionable yet sensible attire, maybe with comfortable boat shoes but definitely no ridiculous-looking sunglasses.
So settle in, stay a while — or if you're lucky, stay a lifetime.
It's the Best of Cleveland 2012. Come join the celebration and explore the winners below.
Two words: Good hummers...
Chuckles the Clown
So how does Rover keep winning?
I know the bar isn't that low.
is there a best dance studio this year?
The best bands in Cleveland are the Breakfast Club and Easy Glistening.
Where is best mascot? :(