The Sixth Street Pizzeria just can't get any customers, which is probably why they let us control the remote when we go. But it's a great place: Mixed drinks and top-notch beers on tap (Rogue, Magic Hat #9) both cost a very reasonable $4. During happy hour, all prices are axed by a dollar, and they're practically giving away Miller Lites ($1.50). The pizza, served by the pie or slice, is so good you don't even need to be drunk to enjoy it, upping the ante on the alcohol-soaking dough that Panini's shills across the street. This place even makes good espresso, for chrissake. But truthfully, we'd really rather you stay away. Antiques Roadshow is on Monday night, and we weren't planning on watching at home.