If we could read these words to you aloud over the magicwebs, we'd be using our best Conan "In the year 2000" voice.
Early last week, a highly scientific study, complete with visuals and data, was published on LeBron's receding hairline and the degrees to which he attempts to hide that hair loss with his headband. One enterprising young soul, using, again, highly scientific methods, is now able to show us what LeBron will look like in 2016. Nope, not bitter at all.
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