If you live, work or play in Cleveland, you’ve had this conversation with friends, we’re sure. Because when you’re staring at a single busted stall in the Warehouse District late at night or enjoying a dizzy Browns Sunday at a packed bar with the remnants of the animals who used the stall before you, you wonder, is there a safe haven when nature calls? And while nothing is as great as one’s own golden throne room at home, these are the bathrooms we hope you’re near when the urge to take a poop hits hard.
If you live, work or play in Cleveland, you’ve had this conversation with friends, we’re sure. Because when you’re staring at a single busted stall in the Warehouse District late at night or enjoying a dizzy Browns Sunday at a packed bar with the remnants of the animals who used the stall before you, you wonder, is there a safe haven when nature calls?
And while nothing is as great as one’s own golden throne room at home, these are the bathrooms we hope you’re near when the urge to take a poop hits hard.
Fun House Bar
1539 W. 117th St., 216-815-5866
Bars have a reputation for nasty bathrooms (too many drinks can make toilets a little sloppy). Thankfully, Fun House does not fit the stereotype. And who wouldn’t want to be comforted by pink and black strikes when nature strikes?
Photo via Bathrooms Of Cleveland/InstagramThe 9
2017 E 9th St., (216) 239-1200
The 9 is a luxurious hotel with a city view and seemingly unlimited food and drink options. So it only makes sense that the bathrooms (the open to the public aren’t pictured, but they’re just as lovely) are just as satisfying.
Photo via The 9/FacebookXYZ Tavern
6419 Detroit Ave., 216-706-1104
If you’re in Detroit Shoreway and it’s too far from home, head to XYZ for clean single-stall bathroom. Come on, it’s purple, and it will offer you the solace you need.
Photo via Bathrooms Of Cleveland/InstagramButcher and the Brewer
2043 E. 4th St., 216-331-0805
If you stuff yourself too much at Butcher and the Brewer, have no fear. Your bathroom visit will likely be clean, dark and soothing.
Photo via tabbytab1980/InstagramTreehouse
820 College Ave., 216-696-2505
Not only does the Treehouse offer a classic Irish pub experience, but their mountain-themed bathroom stalls provide a private and pleasant place to relieve yourself … of everything.
Photo via katzcle/InstagramRitz Carlton
1515 W. 3rd St., 216-623-1300
Not all bathroom trips are ritzy and luxurious, but this bathroom helps make the experience better. If you are near the Ritz when you have to poop, you are in luck. It’s clean and dare we say, ritzy.
Photo via outofavintagecloset/InstagramStone Mad Pub
1306 W 65th St., (216) 281-6500
The stunning tile work and clean conditions make for a pleasant bathroom visit, even if you aren’t feeling so pleasant. Surrounded by such beauty, you’ll feel great about taking your sweet, sweet time.
Photo via sara_nell_mcd/InstagramMarket Garden Brewery
1947 W. 25th St., 216-621-4000
Despite the crowds of people who frequent Market Garden, the bathrooms are neat and a great place for an emergency visit … or open-mouthed selfie, if the urge strikes.
Photo via _crabi_/InstagramRenaissance Hotel
24 Public Square, 216-696-5600
If you can make it in time, run to the open bathrooms (although this is a photo of a guest’s room bathroom) on the second floor of the Renaissance Hotel, and enjoy a peaceful release.
Photo via Renaissance Hotel/FacebookOld Angle Tavern
1848 W. 25th St., 216-861-5643
Great place for drinks with friends; great place for a personal emergency in these cozy basement bathrooms.
Photo via mrsjackieadkins/InstagramJack Casino
100 Public Square, 216-297-4777
If gambling messes with your nerves and digestion, or if you are near the Jack Casino at a critical time, find solace in one of their public bathrooms. They’re more comfortable than you’d expect, and you won’t lose any money there.
Photo via Jack Casino/TwitterSheraton Hotel
5300 Riverside Dr, 216-267-1500
Not only does the Sheraton offer fresh sheets and room service for their guests, but you never have to worry about finding a clean stall even if you’re only passing by in the main level bathrooms.
Photo via Sheraton Hotel/Facebook
