We all tell ourselves some lies from time to time, especially about the city that we live in. There are the lies every Cleveland has told themselves at some point of their life. 

Streetsboro / Cleveland SE KOA 187 State RT. 303, Streetsboro, 330-650-2552. Drive time: 41 min. Whether you consider yourself an outdoorsy type or prefer your camping in small-doses, Streetsboro KOA has it all: one-room and deluxe cabins, sites for pop-up campers and tents and space for even the biggest rigs. The campground also features themed weekends throughout the camping season, plenty of small ponds for fishing, a dog park, pool, group campfire, game area and access to the General Store where you can find fudge and ice cream galore. Photo via theycallmepoopie/Instagram Credit: Scene Archives
“I’ll check out the beach this summer” Credit: Scene Archives
You will lose your car at Blossom, and then sit in traffic for an hour Credit: Scene Archives
“I’m going to vote in this mayoral election” Credit: Scene Archives
The Browns quarterback will never be good enough to get universal support Credit: Scene Archives
“Cedar Point = Culture” Credit: Scene Archives
“Deshaun Watson is innocent” Credit: YouTube Screenshot
“That pothole I hit probably didn’t do any damage” Credit: Scene Archives
“The city will probably fix that pothole soon too” Credit: Scene Archives
You will say you’re from Cleveland even if you’re from the suburbs Credit: Scene Archives
“Giant Eagle is a quality grocery store” Credit: Scene Archives
You will love the Browns Credit: Scene Archives
Jade 1048 Old River Rd., Cleveland Zdenko Zovkic closed his Warehouse District mainstay XO Prime Steaks, but soon we can find him down in the Flats, where he’ll be presiding over Jade. This ambitious Asian-fusion concept will offer guests three different experiences on three different levels. Moving up from the ground floor, diners will progress from street food and sushi to upscale dining and finally a stylish rooftop club. Credit: Scene Archives
“This is the project that will actually redo the lakefront” Credit: Scene Archives
“Our food scene matches up with anywhere” Credit: Scene Archives
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“The Bally Sports App won’t crap out this time” Credit: Bally Sports screengrab
You will love the first snow and hate the next 25 Credit: Scene Archives
“I’m going to check out a play at Playhouse Square soon” Credit: Scene archives
You will never know what the weather holds Credit: Scene Archives
“Justin Bibb will definitely make everything better” Credit: Scene Archives

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