Looks like maybe Kayne’s an ass man.
Michael Jackson’s mom gets his kids. Because her own children turned out OK.
Wanna know what Michael Jackson ate the day he died? You’re in luck.
Michael Jackson’s batshit-crazy dad still talking batshit-crazy stuff.
Someone leaked Madonna’s new song. Meanwhile, the rest of the world yawns.
Who can it be now? The plagiarist police!
Ashley Tisdale preps new album before mapping out the rest of her career. Hint: Yes, you would like fries with that shake! —Michael Gallucci
This article appears in Jul 29 – Aug 4, 2009.