As you’re probably aware, being a writer is the toughest job in America. Though we get free coffee, it’s that kind they served at Texaco stations in 1981. Worse, sometimes the boss looks at you weird if you take more than four smoke breaks in an hour.
Thankfully, at the end of a grueling day of shooting off your mouth, you can always take solace in the constant downpour of appreciation from readers. Take this little missive from Mike in Liverpool, New York, complimenting us on our take on his favorite band, Heavy Heavy Low Low: Obviously this is written by a fag who is too busy sucking dick than even beginning to understand what good music is. Man, Heavy Heavy Low Low is probably one of the best technical/metalcore bands out there. Actually listen to them. You’ll see. I think your opinion sucks.
Thanks, Mike, for making our day that much brighter.
This article appears in Jun 4-10, 2008.
the kid, aside from his homophobic tendancys, is actually right.
you have to give bands like this a chance, i actually went to that tour last year in minneapolis and the fact that you said necro was hot, (he got booed off the stage at our show and dropped off the tour the next day) and devil wears prada was “not”(im not in to christ-core but they put on an amazing show)
shows that you actually are pretty retarded.
hhll are very good, just becuase they dont apeal to kids in leather boots and puddle of mud tshirts doesnt mean they cant have integrity as musicians.
i mean necro?!?! jesus christ.