“Who cares?! Paula Abdul’s left implant!”
— D., Country Allstars
“I’m voting for the Kellie Pickler chick! Any lady who has a pickle or a vegetable in her name is OK with me!”
— Domonic R., Eastlake
“The sponsors.”
— Metal Bastard, a robot, Cleveland
Question of the Week: What’s the worst song ever?
This article appears in May 3-9, 2006.
