If your 2023 bingo card did not include a second Michigan-Ohio war, you’re not alone.
A billboard in downtown Detroit promoting travel to Ohio with the old-new-old slogan “Ohio: The heart of it all” went viral over the weekend, leaving Michiganders threatening to take Toledo back and Ohioans defensive. If they want to throw a fit, fine, they can take it back. We don’t want it, anyway.
Here are some of the funniest jokes cracked over the weekend — and if you’re an Michigander reading this, you can take Toledo.
In Jerry’s memory, hit someone with a chair today. https://t.co/PEtyfgFlE0— Izzy, Mistress of Chaos (@Lindera) April 27, 2023Me when i found out Jerry Springer passed away pic.twitter.com/c0rw4Wpr53— Jobless Yb Fan (@ShisuiTheDonn__) April 27, 2023Say what you will about Jerry Springer. But nobody else would invite KKK members onstage so guests could punch them in the face. Respect. pic.twitter.com/2HEy9NIx4q— panic! attack at the disco (@tomposting_) April 27, 2023RIP Jerry Springer 😭😭 My man used to keep shit rockin on daytime television 😂pic.twitter.com/6TQCq9MepX— Public Enemies Podcast (@TheEnemiesPE3) April 27, 2023ONLY JERRY SPRINGER COULD ORCHESTRATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/krbFVAtMEJ— 🥀 (@nottodayyoubum) April 27, 2023Man Jerry Springer passed away….RIP Legend. man protect Maury. pic.twitter.com/TJ1htM795j— monarch the great (@OneMonarchTwo) April 27, 2023 Credit: TwitterMe when i found out Jerry Springer passed away pic.twitter.com/c0rw4Wpr53— Jobless Yb Fan (@ShisuiTheDonn__) April 27, 2023Say what you will about Jerry Springer. But nobody else would invite KKK members onstage so guests could punch them in the face. Respect. pic.twitter.com/2HEy9NIx4q— panic! attack at the disco (@tomposting_) April 27, 2023RIP Jerry Springer 😭😭 My man used to keep shit rockin on daytime television 😂pic.twitter.com/6TQCq9MepX— Public Enemies Podcast (@TheEnemiesPE3) April 27, 2023ONLY JERRY SPRINGER COULD ORCHESTRATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/krbFVAtMEJ— 🥀 (@nottodayyoubum) April 27, 2023Man Jerry Springer passed away….RIP Legend. man protect Maury. pic.twitter.com/TJ1htM795j— monarch the great (@OneMonarchTwo) April 27, 2023 Credit: TwitterMe when i found out Jerry Springer passed away pic.twitter.com/c0rw4Wpr53— Jobless Yb Fan (@ShisuiTheDonn__) April 27, 2023Say what you will about Jerry Springer. But nobody else would invite KKK members onstage so guests could punch them in the face. Respect. pic.twitter.com/2HEy9NIx4q— panic! attack at the disco (@tomposting_) April 27, 2023RIP Jerry Springer 😭😭 My man used to keep shit rockin on daytime television 😂pic.twitter.com/6TQCq9MepX— Public Enemies Podcast (@TheEnemiesPE3) April 27, 2023In Jerry’s memory, hit someone with a chair today. https://t.co/PEtyfgFlE0— Izzy, Mistress of Chaos (@Lindera) April 27, 2023Me when i found out Jerry Springer passed away pic.twitter.com/c0rw4Wpr53— Jobless Yb Fan (@ShisuiTheDonn__) April 27, 2023Say what you will about Jerry Springer. But nobody else would invite KKK members onstage so guests could punch them in the face. Respect. pic.twitter.com/2HEy9NIx4q— panic! attack at the disco (@tomposting_) April 27, 2023RIP Jerry Springer 😭😭 My man used to keep shit rockin on daytime television 😂pic.twitter.com/6TQCq9MepX— Public Enemies Podcast (@TheEnemiesPE3) April 27, 2023In Jerry’s memory, hit someone with a chair today. https://t.co/PEtyfgFlE0— Izzy, Mistress of Chaos (@Lindera) April 27, 2023Me when i found out Jerry Springer passed away pic.twitter.com/c0rw4Wpr53— Jobless Yb Fan (@ShisuiTheDonn__) April 27, 2023Say what you will about Jerry Springer. But nobody else would invite KKK members onstage so guests could punch them in the face. Respect. pic.twitter.com/2HEy9NIx4q— panic! attack at the disco (@tomposting_) April 27, 2023RIP Jerry Springer 😭😭 My man used to keep shit rockin on daytime television 😂pic.twitter.com/6TQCq9MepX— Public Enemies Podcast (@TheEnemiesPE3) April 27, 2023ONLY JERRY SPRINGER COULD ORCHESTRATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/krbFVAtMEJ— 🥀 (@nottodayyoubum) April 27, 2023Man Jerry Springer passed away….RIP Legend. man protect Maury. pic.twitter.com/TJ1htM795j— monarch the great (@OneMonarchTwo) April 27, 2023 Credit: TwitterMe when i found out Jerry Springer passed away pic.twitter.com/c0rw4Wpr53— Jobless Yb Fan (@ShisuiTheDonn__) April 27, 2023Say what you will about Jerry Springer. But nobody else would invite KKK members onstage so guests could punch them in the face. Respect. pic.twitter.com/2HEy9NIx4q— panic! attack at the disco (@tomposting_) April 27, 2023RIP Jerry Springer 😭😭 My man used to keep shit rockin on daytime television 😂pic.twitter.com/6TQCq9MepX— Public Enemies Podcast (@TheEnemiesPE3) April 27, 2023ONLY JERRY SPRINGER COULD ORCHESTRATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS pic.twitter.com/krbFVAtMEJ— 🥀 (@nottodayyoubum) April 27, 2023Credit:Twitter / @Reflog_18
