We love our city! But you can definitely go a little stir crazy here, just like you can in any city. These 28 things mean you might need a little vacation from our favorite place.
It’s Obvious To You That This New Lakefront Proposal Is Going Nowhere
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Love and Hate Blossom Music Center
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Can’t Hear The Words “Rain Delay” Without it Conjuring Up Terrible Memories
Photo via Scene ArchivesPotholes Are Just A Way Of Life
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Photo via Scene ArchivesTailgating
The Browns may be 0-12, with no chance for the playoffs for the whatever number year in a row, and it may be 20 degrees at the beginning of December, but that won’t stop the Muni Lot from being filled for tailgating before a Browns game. If you thought this happened at every NFL stadium, go to a road game (except in Buffalo, they go hard.)
Photo via Scene ArchivesStadium Mustard Goes on Everything You Eat
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou’re Constantly Talking About and Checking the Weather
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Look Forward to the Two Weeks of Fall All Year Long
Photo via Scene ArchivesPut-In-Bay and Kelley’s Island are Considered Exotic Vacations
Photo via Scene ArchivesA Polish Boy Doesn’t Mean A Young Man From the Country of Poland
Photo via Scene ArchivesEveryone Knows Our Iconic Local Commercials
‘Garfield 1-2-3-2-3, Garfield 1-2-3-2-3’, ‘Universalllll Winnndoows Direct’, ‘I’m Bob Serpentini, Serpentini Chevrolet’, ‘The Ganley Man Cannn’, ‘Discount Drug Mart saves you the run-around’, ‘I-X-Indoor-Amusement-Park.’ We know you sang or said all of those. Don’t forget Tim Misny and Elk and Elk. And every Clevelanders’ favorite, ‘Liberty’s in Solon, Maple Heights, Brunswick, Parma Heights, Vermillion, hummmmmmmmmmm.’
Photo via Scene ArchivesWhen Cleveland Doesn’t Make a National List, You Get Very In Your Feelings
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Know Every Cleveland Celebrity
Photo via Wikimedia CommonsYou Consider a 10 Minute Traffic Jam To Be A Long Wait
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Know Where To Get Great Gas Station Hummus
Photo via Wikimedia CommonsSaturday and Sunday From September to January Means Football Season. Friday Too, Really
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Have A Strong Opinion About Which Side of Town Is Best
Photo via Scene ArchivesFall? That Means Clam Bake Season
Photo via Scene ArchivesGoing Into Every Season, You Think The Browns Will Be Good
Photo via Scene ArchivesAnd Then Two Weeks Later, You’re Looking Forward to the Draft
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou’re Used To Experiencing Four Seasons in One Day
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Know Which Fruit Stands at the West Side Market Actually Have Good Fruit
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Are Finally Over Christmas Ale (You Still Drink It, Of Course, You Just Don’t Wait In Line Anymore)
Photo via Scene ArchivesYou Miss The Cleveland.com Comments Section
Photo via Scene ArchivesBurning River Jokes Are STILL Not Funny
Photo via Scene ArchivesFrench Fries and Barbecue Sauce on a Hot Dog is Pretty Normal
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